Old Wang hasn't been sleeping well lately.
The three daughters were all adults already: the eldest was nineteen, the second daughter eighteen, and the youngest daughter also nineteen. But at some point, he had begun to feel that there was something extra in the eyes of these three girls, and that when they spoke, they would occasionally blurt out a few bits of internet slang he could not quite understand. The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he became, and in the end he decided—to do the most direct test.
That night, he called his eldest daughter into the study, closed the door, took a deep breath, and took off his pants in front of her.
“Do you know what this is?”
The eldest daughter was stunned for a second, then calmly replied: “I know, Dad, that is your dick.”
Old Wang's face instantly turned ashen, pointing at his daughter and shouting: 'You actually know! Starting today, you must read the Bible for an hour daily, no car rides for a year! Reflect properly!'
The eldest daughter walked out with a look of helplessness.
Then, the second daughter was called in.
The same action, the same question.
The second daughter glanced at it and obediently said, “Dad, that’s your dick.”
Old Wang was so angry his hands trembled: 'You knew?! No car rides for two years, all allowance suspended! Get out and think carefully!'
The second daughter shrugged and left without looking back.
Finally, the youngest daughter was called in.
Old Wang was already somewhat fatigued, but he persisted in completing the experiment. He took off his pants again and asked in a deep voice:
“Do you know what this is?”
The younger daughter blinked, looking innocent: 'I don't know what that's called, Dad.'
Old Wang finally showed a relieved smile, hurriedly pulled up his pants, and patted his daughter's shoulder: 'Good! Truly my good daughter! From now on, I'll double your allowance! Dad tells you, this is called a JJ.'
The younger daughter stared at him for two seconds, then suddenly couldn't help but burst into loud laughter, bending over with laughter, pointing at him while laughing, her tone full of mockery:
“You can even call this a dick?”
Old Wang froze in place, his complexion shifting from red to white, then from white to green.
The study fell into a long silence.
Outside the door, the eldest and second daughters were eavesdropping with their ears perked up. Upon hearing the last sentence, they both covered their mouths, almost laughing out loud.
The younger daughter wiped the tears of laughter from her eyes and said lightly, 'Dad, if you really want to know if we're pure or not, actually... asking that question is completely useless.'
She paused, then added:
“What’s really useful is size.”
Old Wang was completely speechless.
From that day on, he never mentioned the matter of the “purity test” again. The three daughters continued going to school, working part-time, and dating as usual, but whenever the atmosphere at home became a little awkward, the youngest daughter would give him a meaningful look, then lightly hum:
“JJ...”
Old Wang could only silently lower his head and drink tea, pretending he heard nothing.
Some experiments, after being done, you realize you are the most awkward one.
Old Wang originally thought the matter would be put to rest, but reality was far crueler than he imagined.
The next morning, the atmosphere at the breakfast table was as eerie as if it had just snowed. The eldest daughter, Xiaoya, drank porridge while pretending nothing was wrong. The second daughter, Xiaowen, kept her head down scrolling through her phone, but couldn't suppress the corners of her mouth. The youngest daughter, Xiaorou, occasionally glanced up at him, her eyes clearly playful.
Old Wang's hand trembled even while picking up food.
“Dad, the weather is nice today. Do you want to go out for a walk?” Xiao Rou suddenly spoke, her voice soft.
“No need.” Old Wang replied dryly.
“Then what about taking a car? Oh right, Sister Xiaoya can't ride in a car for a year, Sister Xiaowen for two years……what about you yourself? Any restrictions?”
Xiao Ya spat out her porridge with a "pfft" sound, and Xiao Wen laughed out loud directly. Old Wang's face flushed crimson, he put down his chopsticks and went back to his room.
From that day on, the “JJ incident” at home became an unspoken joke among the three daughters.
Although Xiao Ya was punished by having to read the Bible every day, she would often stop suddenly halfway through, look thoughtfully in Old Wang's direction, and then mutter softly: "Things about size... really shouldn't be compared recklessly."
Xiaowen had her pocket money suspended, but she became even more proactive in taking on side jobs. Once, while she was fixing a computer in the living room, Old Wang passed by. She deliberately turned up the screen brightness, revealing a 'Male Health Education' page. Old Wang's steps faltered. Without looking up, Xiaowen said: 'Dad, I'm studying, don't overthink it.'
The worst was Xiao Rou.
Not only was she not punished, her allowance was doubled. But every time she took the money, she would let out a soft sigh and say with regret, “Sigh, if it could be a little bigger, that’d be great.”
Old Wang almost choked to death on his own tea.
A week later, Old Wang really couldn't bear this mental torment anymore and decided to have a good talk with his three daughters.
He called them to the living room, sat upright and proper, and tried to regain his authority as a father.
“You three, this ends here. No one is allowed to mention this again.”
Xiao Ya nodded: "Okay, Dad."
Xiaowen also said obediently: 'I know.'
Xiaoruo, however, blinked: "Mention what? JJ?"
Old Wang's temples throbbed violently.
“I said, don’t bring it up!”
“But, Dad, you were the one who brought it up first.” Xiaorou looked innocent. “And you even demonstrated it yourself.”
Xiao Ya and Xiao Wen exchanged a glance, simultaneously lowered their heads, their shoulders shaking uncontrollably.
Old Wang took a deep breath, trying to change the subject: 'Xiao Ya, how's your Bible reading coming along?'
Xiao Ya immediately became serious: "I've read up to 'Genesis.' There's a line that says 'God saw that it was good'... I suddenly kind of understand how you felt back then."
Old Wang: "..."
Xiaowen added: 'I was actually thinking, if I had answered 'I don't know' back then, could I also get an increase in pocket money?'
Xiaoruo immediately chimed in: "Too late. And you answered too quickly, not at all like someone pure."
As the three daughters talked more and more enthusiastically, Old Wang completely lost his temper. Leaning back on the sofa, he suddenly felt like a clown who had been seen through.
That night, he couldn't sleep.
Lying in bed, he kept replaying his three daughters' reactions. The eldest knew but wasn't panicked; the second knew and looked indifferent; the youngest even mocked him directly. They were no longer the little girls from his memory who would revolve around him.
They had grown up.
And he was still stuck in the stage of verifying 'purity' in the most primitive and foolish way.
The next day, Old Wang proactively lifted all the punishments.
Xiao Ya no longer had to read the Bible, Xiao Wen's pocket money was restored, and all the restrictions on taking the bus were lifted. The three daughters were somewhat surprised but didn't ask further.
It was just that Xiaorou suddenly said softly while eating:
“Dad, actually we all know you’re worried about us. It’s just that your method… is too special.”
Old Wang smiled bitterly: 'So special that I myself want to travel back in time and slap my past self.'
Xiao Ya said with a smile: "At least no one will doubt our 'purity' anymore in the future."
Xiaowen nodded: 'After all, even you yourself admitted it—yours was indeed a bit forced.'
Old Wang: "...Are you three really my own flesh and blood?"
The three daughters looked up at the same time and answered in unison:
“Of course, Dad.”
The tone was as uniform as if rehearsed.
Old Wang looked at their smiling faces and suddenly felt the discomfort in his chest slowly dissipate.
Awkward as it was, at least the family was still intact.
Only after that did no one in the family mention the two characters “JJ” again.
Until one time, Old Wang was watching a health program in the living room. The host on TV was seriously explaining male physiological knowledge. Xiao Rou happened to pass by, glanced at the screen, and then lightly tossed out a sentence:
“This episode was quite scientific. Much better than some on-site demonstrations.”
Old Wang immediately threw the remote control.
The three daughters’ laughter came from their respective rooms, clear and loud.
He leaned against the sofa and shook his head helplessly.
Some experiments, once conducted, can never be taken back.
And some truths are destined to make the experimenter blush first.
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